Guys we need to retire the idea that fashion models are hot. They are not hot....– Julian McCullough (Guy Code)
My grandpa had 6 numbers in his phone book
I am getting a very big kick out of being on that list
My cousins wife has a recovering drug addict...
The quality of the cleaning indicates to me that she was a hard core tweeker
@ 3:38 pm my mother informed me that my...
I thought I would be the one to give her the news, but she was able to fly out to California to be here yesterday. I had to get back into town for work. After spending the day with him, and holding his hand throughout, he looked at her, let out a loud gasp, and then died. I hope he was coherent at some point during the day to recognize that his little girl had made it out in time for him.
The RIAA knew SOPA and PIPA were useless, yet... →
So I am in a house full of people here to honor a...
Half the people here are regularly smoking a cigarette. I think this is pretty funny.
thatsassymami replied to your post: I don’t mean to offend you Haha At the last minute I stopped.
nerdsandcupcakes replied to your post: I have decided that sex with a one legged woman migh be a fun time Like her prosthetic? I was thinking more along the lines of some free style action
thatsassymami replied to your post: So I am in a bar with my cousin I love goodness Goodness is the bestest.
thatsassymami replied to your post: So I am in a bar with my cousin You forgot to tag your post lol I was super drunk, and was not thinking about that kind of stuff.
Every guy has a girl that shook them them all...
I need to see AC/DC live
A toast to Angelo Rivera
You are the best grandfather a boy could ask for
I don't mean to offend you
But I hear you give ten dollar boob shows.
That funky monkey
I have decided that sex with a one legged woman...
Think of all the things you could pull off
The only ODB song they have is something with...
What kind of shit is this?
So I am in a bar with my cousin
These kids are playing some pretty shitty rock that I can barely recognize as music. I had to put some good stuff in. The means Rollins Band’ , Weezer, Black Keys, The Who, Johny Cash, Sublime, and other goodness
thatsassymami replied to your post: I never get tired of old Mexicans getting mad at me when they talk to me in Spanish, and I tell them I speak English I love speaking Spanish. I also love tamales like no other..js I understand a lot more than I speak. I won’t be able to hold a converation with some 80 year old man speaking at 80 miles an hour though.
I never get tired of old Mexicans getting mad at...
thatsassymami replied to your link: So, Chic-Fil-A’s PR guy has died from a heart attack. On the job stress must have been at an all time high Is it wrong I find a teensy bit of humor to that? I don’t think so. Life is full of things like this. I am sure he was probably going to die soon anyways. Heartaches don’t just sneak up on you for no reason. but the timing does provide...
So, Chic-Fil-A's PR guy has died from a heart... →
A Catholic Response to the Oatmeal Comic →
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hatsassymami replied to your post: You should follow thatsassymami …you just made my day I have my moments.
purepopfornowpeople replied to your post: I have changed my wallet pocket from the right back, to the left back. I put my wallet in my front pocket, it seems to do the trick. I am sure it does. My mind tells me though that it needs to be in the back pocket. At this point I think I am too old to learn to do differently.
Google Fiber Is The Very Best Of Google →
parislemon: Milo Medin of Google: It’s easy to forget how revolutionary high-speed Internet access was in the 1990s. Not only did broadband kill the screeching sound of dial-up, it also spurred innovation, helping to create amazing new services as well as new job opportunities for many thousands of Americans. But today the Internet is not as fast as it should be. While high speed technology...
You should follow thatsassymami
She is one of my favorite people here. I would like to meet her one day even.
I have changed my wallet pocket from the right...
Sitting down has become awkward. I feel it there constantly. I am never not aware of it anymore. I want to move it, but have decided to see how long it takes for me to get adjusted to it on this side now.
I am going to make the commitment of putting my...